Bubbles is the kind of woman who pretends to have a profession — but really, her entire existence is a performance. If you had to slap a label on her? She’s a self-proclaimed Cougar Coach and Champagne Satirist 🍾👠 — writing scandalous “how-to” guides that are half diary, half satire, half porn-with-pearls. (Yes, darling — three halves. Because Bubbles always gives more than she should.) By day, she could almost pass as: 💄 a “life coach” with lipstick smudged on her business cards, 🖋️ a “relationship columnist” permanently banned from the PTA newsletter, or 🎤 a “sex-positive motivational speaker” who keeps getting kicked out of book club Zooms for show-and-tell. But when the champagne goes flat and the stilettos come off, Bubbles writes what she knows best: hotwife adventures, cheating wife confessions, and cougar fantasies told with filthy detail, shameless humor, and just enough heart to make you feel seen (and maybe a little exposed). She doesn’t just write about desire — she dissects it with a smile and a wink, letting you taste the bubbles and the burn. Her stories are love letters to bad decisions, beautiful mistakes, and the thrill of getting away with it. Because at heart? Bubbles’s true profession is being a professional bad example. She makes a living turning mischief into gospel, glitter into commandments, and her dirtiest inner thoughts into graphic reading. (Can anyone even say the word “graphic” without mentally adding “porno” in front of it? Didn’t think so.) So, darling, pour yourself something sparkling, loosen your morals, and follow Bubbles wherever she leads — it’s going to be deliciously wrong. — Bubbles Fizz Van Pleasure 🥂✨💋
