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Bubbles Fizz Van Pleasure

<strong>Who is Bubbles?<br></strong><br>Bubbles is the kind of woman who pretends to have a profession — but really, her entire existence <em>is</em> a performance. If you had to slap a label on her?<br>She’s a self-proclaimed <strong>Cougar Coach</strong> and <strong>Champagne Satirist</strong> 🍾👠 — writing scandalous “how-to” guides that are half diary, half satire, half porn-with-pearls. (Yes, darling — three halves. Because Bubbles always gives more than she should.)<br>By day, she could <em>almost</em> pass as:<br>💄 a “life coach” with lipstick smudged on her business cards,<br>🖋️ a “relationship columnist” permanently banned from the PTA newsletter, or<br>🎤 a “sex-positive motivational speaker” who keeps getting kicked out of book club Zooms for <em>show-and-tell</em>.<br>But when the champagne goes flat and the stilettos come off, Bubbles writes what she knows best: <strong>hotwife adventures, cheating wife confessions, and cougar fantasies</strong> told with filthy detail, shameless humor, and just enough heart to make you feel seen (and maybe a little exposed).<br>She doesn’t just write about desire — she dissects it with a smile and a wink, letting you taste the bubbles and the burn.<br>Her stories are love letters to bad decisions, beautiful mistakes, and the thrill of getting away with it.<br>Because at heart?<br>Bubbles’s true profession is being a <strong>professional bad example</strong>.<br>She makes a living turning mischief into gospel, glitter into commandments, and her dirtiest inner thoughts into <em>graphic reading</em>. (Can anyone even say the word “graphic” without mentally adding “porno” in front of it? Didn’t think so.)<br>So, darling, pour yourself something sparkling, loosen your morals, and follow Bubbles wherever she leads — it’s going to be deliciously wrong.<br>— <strong>Bubbles Fizz Van Pleasure 🥂✨💋</strong><br>