M.N. Manmacker is a badass mofo who strikes fear in the hearts of his enemies. Yes, he looks exactly like that profile pic but a bit more muscular and ruggedly handsome.

Mansploitation is an ultra-macho, masculine world characterized by exaggerated male gender roles: http://mansploitationfiction.com/

Pricing and word counts

$2:99: 10k story
$3.99: 18k noveletta; 25k novelette
$4.99: 35k novella; 45k novel
$5.99: 55k novellota
$6.99: 65k epic novel
$7.99: 75k epic novel
$8.99: 85k epic novel
$9.99: 95k epic novel

I will adjust the price up by $2 for anything whose subtitle includes "ultra" (e.g. "Ultra-Raunchy", "Ultra-Foot Worship", etc.).

Bonus Poem: "Truth"

Truth is uncouth like lies
And looks the same in your eyes
But one stirs stews
And the other farts flies
And it's not the one you might surmise
The truth is that hurt tries to curb its guise
And replace wise hows with burnt whys
Russian spies can only slight crews and bruise highs
You can't pick your truth
But you can choose your lies