<p>M.N. Manmacker is a badass mofo who strikes fear in the hearts of his enemies. Yes, he looks exactly like that profile pic but a bit more muscular and ruggedly handsome.<br/><br/>Mansploitation is an ultra-macho, masculine world characterized by exaggerated male gender roles: http://mansploitationfiction.com/<br/><br/>Pricing and word counts<br/><br/>$2:99: 10k story<br/>$3.99: 18k noveletta; 25k novelette<br/>$4.99: 35k novella; 45k novel<br/>$5.99: 55k novellota<br/>$6.99: 65k epic novel<br/>$7.99: 75k epic novel<br/>$8.99: 85k epic novel<br/>$9.99: 95k epic novel<br/><br/>I will adjust the price up by $2 for anything whose subtitle includes "ultra" (e.g. "Ultra-Raunchy", "Ultra-Foot Worship", etc.).<br/><br/>Bonus Poem: "Truth"<br/><br/>Truth is uncouth like lies<br/>And looks the same in your eyes<br/>But one stirs stews<br/>And the other farts flies<br/>And it's not the one you might surmise<br/>The truth is that hurt tries to curb its guise<br/>And replace wise hows with burnt whys<br/>Russian spies can only slight crews and bruise highs<br/>You can't pick your truth<br/>But you can choose your lies</p>
