Storytelling through books, games, consulting, and excessive flirtation with inappropriately dangerous situations. Canajoharie and devequt witchcraft likely involved; neither cis nor het. Published works include The Autumn War, Requisition, Bugbear Blues, Jobs Stranger than Fiction, and The Ridiculous Misadventures of the Imperial Garden Boy. Available for weddings, exorcisms, bar mitzvahs, nuclear submarine christenings, and the occasional covert operation.
