Storytelling through books, games, consulting, and excessive flirtation with inappropriately dangerous situations. Canajoharie and devequt witchcraft likely involved; neither cis nor het. Published works include <em>The Autumn War</em>, <em>Requisition</em>, <em>Bugbear Blues</em>,<em> Jobs Stranger than Fiction</em>, and <em>The Ridiculous Misadventures of the Imperial Garden Boy</em>. Available for weddings, exorcisms, bar mitzvahs, nuclear submarine christenings, and the occasional covert operation.
