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tenderbastard
tenderbastard is a songwriter, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, activist, pancake enthusiast. He and his dog are public intellectuals. - tenderbastard.com
“There's a thin line between sexiness and absurdity and tenderbastard is determined to find it.” ~ Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
“His writing is like Jack Kerouac and Douglas Adams.” ~ A Novel Way
“As good as anything on Broadway.” - Jeff Horn, director ~ Moon Over Mangroves. - youtube.com/tenderbastard
"One of the great literary finds of the decade." ~ Doris Chu, editor
"I have met tenderbastard and find his writing witty. This book review confirms that conviction." ~ President Barack Obama
Other books at tenderbastard.com
Two Chimps and a Chump - President Atlas Emerald pays the ultimate price for trying to make the world a better place.
Sticks and Stones - Dylan Sticks and Seamus Stones save the Colorado Territory from being boon-swoggled by Samuel Sidewinder Sullivan and his oily accomplice, Senator Billfold Haggle. Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, look out, Sticks and Stones are in town.
Thank You for Being My Boy by Georgia the well-heeled terrier hound. Adventure, intrigue, insights and all the love in a dog's heart.