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tenderbastard

<p>tenderbastard is a songwriter, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, activist, pancake enthusiast. He and his dog are public intellectuals. - tenderbastard.com</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>&#8220;There's a thin line between sexiness and absurdity and tenderbastard is determined to find it.&#8221; ~ Pittsburgh Post-Gazette</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>&#8220;His writing is like Jack Kerouac and Douglas Adams.&#8221; ~ A Novel Way</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>&#8220;As good as anything on Broadway.&#8221; - Jeff Horn, director ~ Moon Over Mangroves. - youtube.com/tenderbastard</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>"One of the great literary finds of the decade." ~ Doris Chu, editor</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>"I have met tenderbastard and find his writing witty. This book review confirms that conviction." ~ President Barack Obama</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>Other books at tenderbastard.com</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>Two Chimps and a Chump - President Atlas Emerald pays the ultimate price for trying to make the world a better place.</p>&#13; &#13; <p/>&#13; &#13; <p>Sticks and Stones - Dylan Sticks and Seamus Stones save the Colorado Territory from being boon-swoggled by Samuel Sidewinder Sullivan and his oily accomplice, Senator Billfold Haggle. Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, look out, Sticks and Stones are in town.</p>&#13; &#13; <p>Thank You for Being My Boy by Georgia the well-heeled terrier hound. Adventure, intrigue, insights and all the love in a dog's heart.</p>