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An anthology of science-fiction stories.
If you suddenly feel an enormous weight pressing down on you, it's probably too late. Your Umph is already inside an alien's body. This should not scare you…
The other stories are about the love of life and the planet Earth as well as reaching out into the very heart of a Black Hole.
"Thirsty Work is absolutely hilarious! A weird and twisty tale the likes I have not seen in many a year. Reminds me of Ray Bradbury's early work before he got all dark and serious... I will be looking at more of your writing, sir!"
Thaddeus Howze, Author's Den
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Great sci-fi.
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"Absolutely brilliant! …a real classic, which leaves the reader wondering if we do really live on Planet Earth!"
Louisa Middleton-Blake, author, Wales, UK.
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Sci-Fi Series 1 - Stan I.S. Law
Thirsty Work is absolutely hilarious! A weird and twisty tale the likes I have not seen in many a year. Reminds me of Ray Bradbury's early work before he got all dark and serious...
Thaddeus Howze, author, San Francisco, USA
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Sci-Fi Series 1
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by
Stan I.S. Law
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INHOUSEPRESS, MONTREAL, CANADA
ISBIN 978-1-987864-63-2
Copyright © Stanislaw Kapuscinski 2000, eBook 2010
2nd Edition 2018, 3rd Edition 2020
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publisher.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, titles, places and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
THIRSTY WORK
THE ACORN
THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE
DARE
BLACK HOLE
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Absolutely brilliant! I so enjoyed reading this short story, written with great wit and imagination. A real classic, which leaves the reader wondering if we do really live on Planet Earth!
Louisa Middleton-Blake, author, Wales, UK.
THIRSTY WORK
A
h, thank you kindly, bartender. Much appreciated. Cheers!
So when they accused me of being inebriated, me, who wouldn’t even inhale the fumes while piloting my hopper, I simply told them the truth:
No, Sir, I said. I took every precaution possible. I even posted beacons.
They said: Your objection is noted. Nevertheless, a three-month suspension is upheld by this court.
And that was that. And just how am I supposed to make a living in the meantime? Guys like me don’t retire. We work or we starve. Except for what we can scrounge and then multiply. But you’ve got to scrounge it first, right? Anyway, to start with, it wasn’t my fault. Sure my ship was invisible, but not to their radar. And I made doubly sure they already had radar. For years, now. How would I know that they would ignore it.
Thank you, barman. To your very good health, too!
How did it all start, you ask? Would you believe it even if I told you? O.K..
Listen to this...
Three months ago, I found this little planet. It looked cute from up above. Nice and blue with pretty little cloud patches scattered haphazardly, but still, it made a friendly impression on me. It looked like I might be able to do a little business down there. I’m a trader, by trade. I like to do a little business. Even with primitives. Why not? You never know till you try. If both parties make a profit, what’s the harm in that?
I left my cruiser on their cute little moon (didn’t want to show off, you understand?) and took my hopper down to the surface. I had no idea what they might have to offer. It would have taken some research, and I was feeling tired. Fifty light-years take a lot of Umph out of you. I needed to rest.
As I already told you, I checked on their technology, found out they used radar, so I set beacons, just to be doubly safe, you understand, and went to sleep. I made the hopper invisible, of course. For all I knew, they could have started shooting at me. I might have been trespassing, or something. Don’t forget, I had no idea if the natives were friendly, or not. I can see through most solids, but I am not a mind reader.
I’d hardly closed my eyes when the alarms started making a racket like you wouldn’t believe. They went absolutely frantic. I spread myself across the whole cabin. My hopper viewers told the whole story! I had one blithering idiot coming straight at me. A winged craft full of Umph on my left, another on my right, and listen to this, another straight above. If I’d made a run for it, the turbulence would’ve squeezed them all out of their skins. So what the hell would you do? There was no way to go but down, (and that’s when my real problems started!). I sat, I mean landed, right on top of him!
He was just standing there, in the middle of an open field. What would anybody, even a primitive, be doing in an open field was beyond me. He seemed to be picking something up from the soil. How was I to know they didn’t even have food synthesizers down there yet? I mean, I ask you. Would you have guessed? Have you ever seen a Xeno in an open field? So there you are.
Anyway, I sat on him. Only then I found out he had Umph. I can read a group of them from a distance, but a single native down there, has so little Umph it’s hard to read from any distance. Only he was losing it fast. I did the only thing possible. I grounded the hopper, oozed out in a split second and grabbed his mould with all I had. In a few seconds I looked exactly like the fellow. About five foot nine, half-bald, rather craggy, dumb looking face and, I later learned, ‘bout sixty. Imagine, I killed a juvenile! I’m telling you, it just didn’t feel good.
I stood there, scratching my head (they seem to do that there when they don’t know what to do), and then an awful sound shot through my ears:
Joshua! Come here! How long does it take to pick enough potatoes for supper?
As I was saying. That voice wasn’t a nice sound.
I looked around me. Now listen to this. I picked up most of the memories this Joshua had before his Umph left him completely. There is a thing they call brain, down there. Or should I say, up there. Anyway, it’s not a bad memory storage device. Once you learn to use it, it’s not that bad. The funny thing is, I found out later, most of them don’t use it at all. Ever! Well, hardly ever, for all I could see.
So I looked around, picked up their