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    Abra-CAT-Abra: A Pawsitively Purrfect Match: Matchmaking Cats of the Goddesses, #8
    Abra-CAT-Abra: A Pawsitively Purrfect Match: Matchmaking Cats of the Goddesses, #8
    Abra-CAT-Abra: A Pawsitively Purrfect Match: Matchmaking Cats of the Goddesses, #8
    Ebook116 pages1 hourMatchmaking Cats of the Goddesses

    Abra-CAT-Abra: A Pawsitively Purrfect Match: Matchmaking Cats of the Goddesses, #8

    By Pepper McGraw

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    Witches and Shifters, Vampires and Chameleons.

    The matchmaking cats of the goddesses have their work cut out for them in Zero, Kansas.

     

    Corwin is the beta wolf of the Wildfire Pack. His wolf has been riled up from the moment they met the annoying High Witch of the local coven. At first, he just assumed his wolf was aggravated by the power it could sense humming beneath her skin. Now he realizes it's something else entirely. The woman who's like an itch he can't scratch, an irritant under the skin, is his freaking mate.

     

    Natalie is the leader of the Zero Cum Laude Coven and she's got a lot on her plate considering every single one of its members struggle to control their powers—and she's no exception. Out-of-control weather and armies of the dead are the least of her problems when her own power starts to slip from her grasp. So she definitely doesn't need to be worrying about pandering to some silly wolf who has it in his head that she's his mate. As if.

     

    Only the matchmaking cats of the goddesses can save this match now.

     

    Note: ABRA-CAT-ABRA was previously published as part of the multi-author anthology, CASTINGS & CURSES.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPMG Publishing
    Release dateFeb 8, 2024
    ISBN9798224463503
    Abra-CAT-Abra: A Pawsitively Purrfect Match: Matchmaking Cats of the Goddesses, #8
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    Pepper McGraw

    Pepper McGraw is a USA Today Bestselling Author of paranormal romance. Her life to date has sadly been paranormal-free, but she knows it’s simply a matter of time before her fated mate finally appears. Until that glorious day arrives, she keeps herself busy writing (and reading) paranormal romances. Pepper is a huge fan of all animals, but is especially fond of cats, and spends her free time volunteering at local shelters and for Trap-Neuter-Release programs. She’s had the supreme honor of winning occasional head butts and meows from the local ferals in her neighborhood and has even convinced a few to come inside and adopt her as their own. Pepper can be followed on social media @peppermcgraw.

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      Abra-CAT-Abra - Pepper McGraw

      One

      I FOUND THE purrfect earthbound cat for our witches, Tivali announced, her whiskers practically quivering with excitement.

      All things considered, Tivali was a fairly decent matchmaker, which meant her definition of purrfect probably wasn’t far off from Bygul’s.

      Of course, he was still the top matchmaking cat at Pawsitively Purrfect Matches, but Tivali was an acceptable, though rather distant, second.

      Honestly, it could be a lot worse.

      It could be Soraya standing in front of them, announcing her selection.

      The goddesses know they’d be in trouble then.

      Okay, Bygul said. Tell us about this cat.

      Maybe we should go see her instead.

      Why? Bygul asked suspiciously.

      Because you’ll never believe me unless you see her in action. Trust me, this cat is one of a kind.

      Fine, Bygul sighed. Where exactly are we going then?

      The Louisiana Bayou.

      The Bayou? Soraya exclaimed. Do you have any idea what the humidity’s going to do to my fur?

      Lead the way, Tivali, Muezza said, his tail twitching in a manner that told Bygul he was thoroughly amused at the thought of Soraya’s imminent bad fur day.

      Natalie absolutely adored her coven’s name.

      The name had come about shortly after her coven of five moved to Zero, Kansas. Within a week, Rowan and Jo had walked into town, bringing their total members to seven, a number historically accepted as the minimum required to be listed on the Association of Witches membership roster.

      Not that any of them cared about joining some fuddy-duddy witches’ association, especially when most of them, at one point in time or another, had been exiled from a coven listed on that roster.

      Regardless of their feelings about the association, though, all of them agreed they needed a name for their newly formed, newly settled coven.

      They also agreed it should start with Zero (for obvious—and hilarious—reasons), but could not agree upon the exact name.

      Therefore, one evening several weeks after arriving in Zero, the coven gathered around the fire pit behind their coven house with the express purpose of coming to a consensus.

      While plowing through several bottles of wine, they tossed out increasingly ridiculous ideas.

      Things began innocently enough with The Zero Coven being suggested—It’s simple and to the point, Jo explained, but things deteriorated fairly quickly from there as the ideas became more and more outrageous.

      How about The Zero Control Coven? Tempest suggested a couple hours and a number of bottles into the conversation.

      Okay, now, let’s not exaggerate, Natalie said. "We have more control than zero."

      Speak for yourself, Morana said.

      Well, then, if we’re going for honesty, Pippa said, I vote for The Zero Orgasms Coven. After all, we’ve pretty much doomed ourselves by moving to this town of no eligible men—or women, she added hastily when it appeared Jo and Rowan might both protest. Honestly, the involuntary abstinence might soon have permanent effects on my libido.

      Rowan snorted. I’ll have you know that I’ve found plenty of eligible women to play with.

      Sure, after driving a couple hours away, Tempest said.

      I’m not really in favor of all that driving, Morana said glumly. Seems the drive back would ruin all the positive effects of any orgasms gained.

      Amari giggled, but as usual, didn’t contribute to the conversation.

      "And all of that is why The Zero Orgasms Coven is really the perfect name for us, Pippa said. Because this town is literally two steps away from becoming a ghost town!"

      While the Coven began to argue about the state of the town and its potential for attracting new residents, Natalie pondered the question of their coven’s name.

      The truth was she rather liked Pippa’s suggestion, though it was perhaps a bit too on-the-nose. While the debate turned to the question of whether moving to Zero had enhanced the appeal of the town, Natalie considered and discarded a number of other possibilities.

      She was ready to give up when it came to her.

      The Zero Cum Laude Coven. She announced the name seriously, with perfect Latin pronunciation.

      The rest of the coven fell silent.

      What’s that? Pippa asked.

      The Zero Cum Laude Coven, Natalie repeated. No one has to know that in our heads, we’re saying cum in an entirely non-Latin, let’s-get-it-on kind of way… or that we’re basically identifying as the coven of zero orgasms, like Pippa suggested.

      Months later, Natalie still grinned at the memory of her coven’s hilarity and the gales of laughter that had followed.

      From that moment on, they were known as the Zero Cum Laude Coven.

      They always said it properly, even amongst themselves, because somehow in the light of day, saying the name with proper pronunciation seemed even funnier.

      Natalie, in particular, found the name to be hilarious, especially after they cast their first spell as a coven.

      It had been a rather complicated and ambitious spell, so all things considered, Natalie was pretty impressed with what they’d accomplished.

      In this matter, their coven was definitely worthy of the designation cum laude, for their casting was truly worthy of the Nobel Prize of Spells, even with the miscommunication that had Jo screwing them all by casting for their fated mates, rather than simply bedmates.

      Within a few short weeks of their exceptional casting, their town had gained a wolf pack, a chameleon coalition and a coven of vampires and Natalie had thoroughly enjoyed introducing the Coven with its new name to the representatives of each.

      Unfortunately, the first representative to arrive had been that idiot wolf, Corwin.

      She’d led the negotiations for the town as he’d set out to buy as much of it as he could and he was still holding a grudge.

      After negotiations had ended, he’d even tried arguing with her about her coven’s name.

      It makes no sense, he’d sneered at her. Do you even know what cum laude means?

      Of course, I do, she’d snapped. How rude! Just because she’d mentioned to the town council that selling all the available land to one entity might be a mistake.

      Corwin had taken offense, but who wanted a wolf pack running around everywhere? Twenty-five percent of Zero was land enough for them!

      It was more land than even Natalie’s coven had, simply because they hadn’t been interested in any of the buildings downtown.

      So why the wolf felt slighted, she had no idea. After all, the coven had arrived first, no matter what he seemed to think, so if anyone deserved the most land, it was them!

      Or the humans—the few of them who had stayed throughout

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