Evan spends New Year's at the beach house because he doesn't have anywhere else to go and the boss has assured him that the family's not that scary, which turns out to be only sort of true.

But Lucy's going to be there. And ever since he met Lucy three years ago, she's been on his mind...and in his fantasies.

Between Lucy, Nick (whom Evan privately calls "the blond god"), and his girlfriend Cait, Evan's New Year's is unlike any holiday he's ever spent. And he definitely wouldn't have it any other way.