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    Tales of the Normal
    Tales of the Normal
    Tales of the Normal
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    Tales of the Normal

    By DeAnna Knippling

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    What does normal even mean...and why does it seem so fake?

    Let me tell you...

    31 tales of normal things gone wrong. Everything from coffee to gift cards to having friends over. 31 innocuous, even delightful things that are supposed to be able to replace happiness, job satisfaction, and a sense of purpose. 31 atmospheric tales about good things gone wrong--horribly, weirdly wrong.

    When the world has gone completely nuts, even the normal looks strange.

    (Teens and up.)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWonderland Press
    Release dateFeb 6, 2019
    ISBN9781386556862
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    DeAnna Knippling

    DeAnna Knippling writes darkly twisty tales that blend myth, history, current events, and the weird and macabre. Her novels The House Without a Summer, The Clockwork Alice, and The House of Masks explore haunted pasts, current nightmares, and future possibilities, in rich and atmospheric detail. A fan of vintage pulp, gothic horror, sharp-minded mysteries, and reality-spanning SF, she crafts mind-bending tales that linger long after you put the book down. Find more of her work at www.WonderlandPress.com.

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      Tales of the Normal

      Copyright © 2018 by DeAnna Knippling

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      Cover design copyright © 2018 by DeAnna Knippling

      Interior design copyright © 2018 by DeAnna Knippling

      Published by Wonderland Press

      All rights reserved. This books, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission from the author. Discover more by this author at www.Wonderlandpress.com.

      Tales of the Normal

      Introdution

      The stories that follow aren’t exactly fairy tales, but they aren’t exactly not fairy tales. Maybe they’re fables, I thought. But I looked up the definition of fables: fables are supposed to have a moral at the end, so these aren’t fables, either. What they are is an acknowledgment that people’s ordinary, daily lives are often low-grade horrible on a regular basis.

      So if you want someone to stand up and say, My boss makes me work, even when I’m sick, Some people shift the blame for their bad behavior onto you, or even just "Gift cards suck and here’s why," then I’ve got a short, mundane horror story for you.

      Note: This project started out as a writing challenge. I took one item per day from a list of 100 Things I Love written by some poor, hapless soul who had no idea that I was doing so (so I won’t share the list!). The normal things are given in parentheses after the story titles.

      Day 1: JUST ANOTHER MONDAY MORNING HELL (Coffee)

      So I’m just about to drink this cup of coffee at work when all of a sudden my hand melts. I’m left-handed. I reach for the handle of my coffee mug—which is plain on the outside but has You’ve been poisoned! on the bottom in the inside, which I bought in an effort to keep my coworkers from stealing my mug—and my fingers grasp the handle and then the handle just kind of slowly slides through them, not like I’m a ghost but like I’m butter, I’m left with most of my pinky and thumb and the stubs of the rest of my fingers, and some lumps of pinkish goo running down the side of the bland white mug and plopping onto the desk. My wedding ring falls off the stub of my ring finger and lands on the top of the paper towel I was using as a coaster with a clunk. And I’m sitting there, looking at my fingers, and thinking, Surely I’m more than this, more than a piece of waxwork. It doesn’t hurt. I mean, ten seconds ago I was holding that same cup of coffee by the handle without any issues, but then again the handle hadn’t warmed up yet. I reach out with the right hand but I hesitate. What if I’m completely made out of wax now? Did the real me swap me out so she could play hooky? Is this some kind of bullshit HR tactic to save money on employees? What?

      It doesn’t matter. I won’t be able to function without coffee this morning and I can’t go home early, not with all the time off I’ve used this year. I’d get fired.

      I go to the break room and get a straw.

      Day 2: FINAL CLEARANCE EVERYTHING MUST GO (Bookstores)

      For years I lived next to a bookstore. The books were all battered and cheap and used, a lot of them with yellowed pages or marginalia, underlinings, the small and secret marks of a person who marks every book they read on page seventeen so they don’t reread the same damn book sixty times. There was a coffee pot with syrupy burnt coffee so strong it would stunt your growth, and a bulldog that sat in square of moving sunlight in the front door, waiting for kids and customers.

      The owner was a nice guy. He was always giving us free books. He was so nice that, behind his back, we pretended he was a serial killer

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