Merry Little Mishap

Copyright © 2024 by Vivian Mae; Midtown Publishing LLC

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Editor: The Romantic Editorial Services

Cover Art Illustrator: Art by Sonia

Cover Design: Midtown Publishing LLC

First Edition: September 2023

Second Edition: October 2024

ISBN: 978-1-962659-02-4

This novella first appeared as a short story in Let’s Get Naughty 2 Holiday Anthology in November 2023, then titled 9 Reasons Nick Stafford is the Perfect Christmas Gift by Vivian Mae.

As of 2024 it has been re-edited, new chapters added, and is now titled, Merry Little Mishap.

To Mr. M.,

who’s just as handy as Nick Stafford.

Merry Christmas…

P.S. I’ll take the pink Soraya Wave.

Thank you!

Your beloved, horny wife.

Elena’s playlist

1. Warm December - Sabrina Claudio

2. Tú - Maye

3. Moonlight - Kali Uchis

4. F.U.C.K. - Victoria Monét

Nick’s playlist

1. Details - Leon Bridges

2. Holding On To Me - John Splithoff

3. Gimme Little Sign - Brenton Wood

4. Closer - Corinne Bailey Rae

Nick and Elena’s playlist

1. I Just Melt - Sabrina Claudio

2. Do 4 Love - Snoh Aalegra

3. Moment - Victoria Monét

4. All for you - Amaria

Christmas Songs

1. This Christmas - Donny Hathaway

2. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt

3. I’ll Be Home For Christmas - Diana Krall

4. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas- Frank Sinatra

CONTENTS

1. He Carries a Large Package

Elena

2. He Knows How to Work a Pipe

Elena

3. He’s Smoking Hot

Nick

4. He’s Easily Likable

Elena

5. He Doesn’t Keep Things Bottled Up

Nick

6. He Comes With the Best Type of Baggage

Elena

7. He Makes Me Feel Safe, Even While Pushing My Buttons

Elena

8. He’s Generous With His Egg Roll

Elena

9. His Reindeer Games Are X-Rated

Elena

10. He Knows Me Inside and Out

Nick

11. He Takes My Breath Away

Elena

Epilogue - He’s a Smart Cookie

One Year Later - Elena

Review

Author’s Note

New Years Eve - 2015

Gemma

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When Nick Stafford brought the number two, best-selling dildo in the world to my door, I nearly died.

Oh, Jesus! I screamed—well sorta—it was more of a croak that shot out as I inhaled a screech that turned into a cough.

I tightened my fuzzy, pink robe, keeping it from flying open, eager to see Nick, but also berating myself for how ridiculous I looked: my hair dripping wet, falling into loose Puerto Rican curls that grazed my green, cucumber-melon face mask.

Not Jesus, but Marty. Nick smiled. It was more of an apologetic grin that was as sincere as it was breathtaking. He nodded down to his German Shepard—Marty—who sat squinting at me with old gray whiskers. He probably thought it was his Chewy subscription… they just keep giving me your mail on accident. Sorry about that.

Well, you do live above me.

622 does look a lot like 522, he winced, passing me the gnawed parcel with drool.

Quickly, I took it away, stuffing it underneath my pit, ignoring the hot-pink, silicon balls that poked out.

It happens so often, we might as well just move in together. I smiled.

Then blinked.

Time suddenly stopped.

God, what the hell did I just say?

Somewhere, far from the old Prince Street apartment in Manhattan where I stood, Chrissy Teigen felt a cold December wind down her neck and cringed in my honor.

And save me the pleasure of coming to your door? I don’t think so, Elena. Nick said under his breath, his confidence as alarming as Marty’s neon-green collar which rattled as he yawned.

That was Nick, though.

Hot, but cool.

Tempting, but intimidating, six feet and three inches of pure sun-kissed skin, and striking olive eyes. He slung his tool belt over his bicep, diverting his stare to the tips of his boots.

I’m sure it’s an inconvenience… I fidgeted with my robe, double knotting it. He made me so nervous.

Inconvenience is that sink of yours. Is it still on the fritz?

Leaking occasionally… but I put a bucket just below the⁠—

Ah. No, no, no, he dismissed. I’m the super… this is my job. I can’t leave you all leaky and wet, now. Can I?

Too late, I thought.

I stared again, ignoring the blatant awkwardness that followed his question. The masculine scent of his labor swirled with the juniper warmth of his faded cologne, comforting me with the most insatiable sense of tingles.

Only a second passed before I dropped my shoulders, my partially eaten package slipping from my arms.

Marty barked, as all nine inches of pornstar August Falls’ molded penis tumbled to the floor, its base sticking to the glossy concrete with its vacuum-tight suction grip.

My skin melted below my face cream, burning red with a sudden sweat that took over my entire body.

Nick was always supremely cool, but me on the other hand, I was just as busted as the name smeared along the ruined postage on my package: Elena Maria Ortiz, the walking magnet of embarrassment to Nick Stafford. It had only been a year since I moved from San Juan, but he’d already caught me with lipstick on my teeth, my dress stuck on my panties, and now a dildo at my feet.

"I am NOT a sex freak!" I shouted, bending over, yanking the toy from the floor with a pop. This isn’t what you think. It’s for work.

It’s fine.

It’s a lot to explain.

Honestly you don’t need to, he assured, chuckling.

I stuffed the dildo back into the box, on the verge of tears. I was always so painfully awkward, so self-conscious of every misstep as if the universe was hellbent on turning every interaction into a certain boobytrap.

I’m sorry, I sighed.

Sorry about what?

This… I’m so⁠—

You’re so kind… that’s what you are, he interrupted. You’ve been so patient with me… Hell, you’ve been patient with that god-awful sink in your kitchen. I know it’s a hassle, especially in the midst of holiday chaos, and the last thing you need is me coming to your door and getting in your business… His words slowed down, his voice mellow and deep as he peered down to meet my eyes. I have time now, if you’d like me to come in?

Nick.

My Christmas wish.

He was the saving grace to this old building; the man every single, and married, woman under this roof pined for, and he was much sweeter than any man I’d ever met. Yes, I felt like a fool around him, but I’d feel even more foolish if I didn’t let him stay longer, hopelessly fantasizing about what we could never be.

Of course, come in, I smiled, my dimples piercing my cheek. Can I get you some coffee?

C ream, no sugar. Right? I asked, remembering his coffee preference from the previous times he’d visited over the year.

If it’s not a bother. He cleared his throat, admiring my bright teal living room, my fake banana palms, and bohemian throws. Love that you always keep those up. He nodded to the white string lights draped above my yellow couch.

I’m thinking about keeping them up all year round! They really brighten up the place, right?

I’m not sure it could get any brighter. It’s very cozy.

Well, it’s taken a while, but it’s finally starting to feel like home… sorta. I shrugged, grabbing a