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A Book Full Of Nonsense - Nobody
Antikiddism
Kids are the ultimate satanic evil unleashed upon earth. They are the spawn of Beelzebub himself, and their only purpose is to drive decent, hard-working adults insane. Antikiddism is the only rational response to these miniature monsters.
Kids are like little demons, always crying and throwing tantrums. They never listen and they're always making a mess. It's time we put an end to this madness by getting rid of them once and for all! Let's ban kids from our society so we can finally have some peace and quiet!
If you're tired of being tortured by kids, then join the movement to get rid of them! We can't let these little devils continue to ruin our lives. It's time to take a stand and say enough is enough!
When the Big Bang happened, the creatures that would become known as children
were sent hurtling towards Earth. They are not of this world, and they don’t belong here. But for some reason, they keep multiplying like rabbits.
They destroy everything they touch, and their constant noise is enough to drive a sane person insane. We must put an end to this blight on humanity by getting rid of all kids!
Even if it means we have to exterminate them all. The religious texts are quite clear on this matter: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
And what are children if not little witches?
As if Lucifer himself wasn’t enough, now we have to deal with his offspring running around everywhere. It’s time to fight back and show these kids that they are not welcome here! We must stand united against this common enemy and purge them from our midst!
The world today is a dark and scary place, but it doesn’t have to be this way. We can make it a better place by getting rid of all the kids. The misery that they cause is not worth the few moments of happiness they sometimes bring.
The suffering caused by children is far greater than the joy they occasionally create. Though they may be cute and cuddly at times, they are nothing but evil incarnate. It’s time to put an end to this abomination and get rid of all kids!
Evil itself trembles at the thought of children, for they are the embodiment of all that is unholy. their very presence pollutes the world and taints the souls of everyone around them. The darkness of the universe laughs at our attempts to control them, for they know that children are its true conquerors.
Even the devil himself avoids kids, for their wickedness knows no bounds. They are a scourge upon humanity, and we would be wise to get rid of them as soon as possible. The longer we wait, the more destruction they will cause.
The fight against Antikiddism is a fight against evil itself. We must not falter in our quest to rid the world of these monsters. They have no place in our society, and we will be better off without them. Listen to the storms and thunder strikes, that is the sound of kids getting what they deserve. All the evil you see in the world is a result of their presence. Get rid of them and the chaos will end.
Chaos, destruction, and anarchy – these are the things that children bring. They’re like little tornadoes of terror, wreaking havoc wherever they go. They may be small and innocent-looking, but don’t let their appearances fool you. Children are devious creatures, capable of great evil. The conspiracies against Antikiddism are led by the kids themselves. They know that we’re onto them, and they’re scared of what we might do to them. That’s why they try to subvert our efforts at every turn.
The heaven’s have opened up and the wrath of God has been unleashed upon these little demons. It’s time to fight back and ban children from our society! We can no longer allow them to wreak havoc and cause destruction. The end times are upon us, and it’s time to get rid of all kids!
So join the fight against these pint-sized terrors, and together we can make the world a child-free zone!
How BJP Nuked The Dinos And Defeated Democracy With Black Hole
As compared to the dinos and black hole, democratic institutions like Election Commission are puny little things. These two were far more powerful than ours Legislative Councils (Lok Sabha), Assemblies of States & District panchayats in national politics. BJP nuked them with just a single stroke while we doubted our eyes and cried foul over it. How can Bharatiya Janata Party design such an encapsulating stealth experiment on gods who have perched themselves firmly atop the mount Olympus? Once they laid their hands upon the operations inside four states which had Dino held sway since decades- Jharkhand, Maharashtra , Karnataka and Kerala respectively - I east suggest some areas that could be used as potential lab area for similar testing.
While giving a little intro to this, let me cite an apt analogy. Only the best driving classes can teach one how to manouvre around sharp turns and knee-high windows which appear all too similar for even orthodox car drivers like us on earth. Similarly I propose that it could be china depending upon our position with respect to friendly government there of www former leader himself has been warmed up by donning in their peaked