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    Lights. Camera. Murder.: The Silver Screen, #1
    Lights. Camera. Murder.: The Silver Screen, #1
    Lights. Camera. Murder.: The Silver Screen, #1
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    Lights. Camera. Murder.: The Silver Screen, #1

    By C.S. Poe

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    Private investigator Rory Byrne has gained a reputation as someone the elite of New York City can trust to solve their problems quickly and quietly. So when a hotshot television producer hires him to recover a stolen script, Rory will have to go undercover on the set of a historical drama to complete the job. He has his hands full trying to investigate a skeptical crew while they work around the clock on The Bowery, a new show that promises to shake up the television industry. To make a delicate situation more complicated, the production is led by out-and-proud actor Marion Roosevelt, and Rory is downright smitten.

     

    But every member of the cast and crew is a suspect in the theft. And the deeper Rory delves into their on-set personalities, the more suspicious Marion's behavior becomes. If Rory is to uncover the theft without sacrificing the fate of The Bowery, he will have to trust his identity and his heart to Marion.

     

    Previously featured in the Footsteps in the Dark anthology.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEmporium Press
    Release dateMay 20, 2020
    ISBN9781952133183
    Lights. Camera. Murder.: The Silver Screen, #1
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    C.S. Poe

    C.S. Poe is a Lambda Literary and two-time EPIC award finalist, and a FAPA award-winning author of gay mystery, romance, and speculative fiction. She resides in New York City, but has also called Key West and Ibaraki, Japan home in the past. She has an affinity for all things cute and colorful and a major weakness for toys. C.S. is an avid fan of coffee, reading, and cats. She’s rescued two cats—Milo and Kasper do their best to distract her from work on a daily basis. C.S. is an alumna of the School of Visual Arts. Her debut novel, The Mystery of Nevermore, was published 2016. cspoe.com

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      Lights. Camera. Murder. - C.S. Poe

      Lights. Camera. Murder.

      by

      C.S. Poe

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Lights. Camera. Murder.

      Copyright © 2019, 2020 by C.S. Poe

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form, stored in any retrieval system, or transmitted in any form by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or otherwise—without prior written permission of the publisher, except as provided by United States of America copyright law. For permission requests and all other inquiries, contact: contact@cspoe.com

      Published by Emporium Press

      https://www.cspoe.com

      contact@cspoe.com

      Cover Art by Reese Dante

      Cover content is for illustrative purposes only and any person depicted on the cover is a model.

      Published 2020.

      First Edition published 2019. Second Edition 2020.

      Printed in the United States of America

      Digital eBook ISBN: 978-1-952133-18-3

      Lights. Camera. Murder.

      By: C.S. Poe

      Private investigator Rory Byrne has gained a reputation as someone the elite of New York City can trust to solve their problems quickly and quietly. So when a hotshot television producer hires him to recover a stolen script, Rory will have to go undercover on the set of a historical drama to complete the job. He has his hands full trying to investigate a skeptical crew while they work around the clock on The Bowery, a new show that promises to shake up the television industry. To make a delicate situation more complicated, the production is led by out-and-proud actor Marion Roosevelt, and Rory is downright smitten.

      But every member of the cast and crew is a suspect in the theft. And the deeper Rory delves into their on-set personalities, the more suspicious Marion’s behavior becomes. If Rory is to uncover the theft without sacrificing the fate of The Bowery, he will have to trust his identity and his heart to Marion.

      For Reese.

      I shine because of you.

      INT. PROLOGUE – DAY

      GET BENT, DIPSHIT

      The love note was scrawled across my grocery list on the refrigerator door. Which was fine. I preferred keeping all my reminders in a central location. Now I knew I needed to pick up milk, sugar, bread, and a new boyfriend.

      My cell rang as I splashed some cream into my coffee. I pushed my tortoiseshell glasses up my nose and turned to pick up the phone from the counter behind me.

      Caller ID: Nate.

      Shocker.

      I pressed Accept and put the phone to my ear. Good morning, sunshine. I got your message.

      You’re a sonofabitch, Rory!

      I’ve been called worse things by better people.

      Nate’s audible gasp allowed me enough time to indulge in that first sip of morning coffee. Only an asshole breaks up over text message, he accused.

      I winced at his shrill tone, pulled the phone away from my ear, set it to speaker, and put it back on the countertop. I only have one rule, Nate.

      Screw your rule.

      And you broke it, I continued without missing a beat.

      Maybe if you were a contributing member in our relationship, I wouldn’t have had to find someone else to fuck me senseless.

      I stared at the phone and messed my already disheveled hair with one hand. I told you when we started dating just how much I worked.

      "And?"

      And if you need it day and night, I’m probably not the most suitable candidate in the dating pool.

      Nate let out a frustrated growl and then shouted loud enough to cause mic distortion, "Can you pretend like you give a damn right now?"

      It’s not worth my energy. You swore to never lie, and I caught you in one. I took another sip of coffee while he sputtered and hissed. Oh. I’d like my extra key back. I gave the note on the fridge a second glance.

      Burn in hell, Rory.

      Have a good life, Nate.

      Hey, while we’re at it—I fucked your coworker too! he screamed.

      Yeah, I know. Bye-bye. I hit End, promptly deleted Nate’s contact information from my phone, and walked out of the kitchen.

      LIGHTS. CAMERA. MURDER.

      INT. CHAPTER ONE – DAY

      FADE IN

      The phone was ringing again.

      I walked out of the steamy bathroom, wrapping a towel around my waist. I grabbed the cell from the kitchen counter. Byrne.

      Rory.

      I straightened instinctually. Good morning, ma’am, I said to Violet Shelby, my supervisor at Dupin Private Investigations. She’d been working for the company since the ’80s. And while Shelby no longer answered telephones for her boss, but instead was the boss, she’d never been able to shake the shoulder pads and power suits of those bygone days.

      It’s a morning, she corrected. What do you know about movies?

      I opened my mouth, paused, then gradually said, I… took a film-appreciation course in college about a hundred years ago. I mostly recall the insides of my eyelids.

      Shelby chuckled. You talk like you’re an old man.

      Forty-five, but Shelby hadn’t called to ask what year I graduated.

      The brisk air of the apartment—a January chill that not even central heating could entirely dissipate—caused gooseflesh to rise on my damp skin.

      Does the name John Anderson mean anything to you? Shelby asked.

      Wes Anderson’s less successful half-brother?

      Funny, she replied, but her tone implied otherwise. He’s a hotshot television producer here in the city.

      Hotshot. That was code for Royal Pain in the Ass.

      Uh-huh.

      I just finished a consultation call with him, she continued. This will be an undercover case for you.

      As?

      Well…. There was an uncharacteristically lengthy pause on her end. It’s a little outside the box for Dupin, Shelby warned. I’m sending you onto a live set. A television show being filmed at Kaufman Astoria Studios out in Queens.

      I put a hand on the doorframe and tapped the wall absently. "What exactly is the case, ma’am?"

      Theft. An inside job with a limited timeframe for investigation.

      My towel started to slip, and I grabbed one corner, holding it against my hip. Can you elaborate?

      "Unfortunately not. It’ll be up to you to get further details from Anderson. I know, I know, she continued, almost as if she sensed my oncoming comment regarding my dislike of intentionally vague details. But he came to us at the endorsement of another hotshot client. You know how they all are. He’s looking to have this wrapped up quickly and quietly."

      Aren’t they always?

      She snorted. The suspect will be dealt with internally.

      Always sounded a bit mob-ish when Shelby said that.

      I started toward the bedroom. All right. I’m getting ready now.

      I should warn you, Shelby said before I had the opportunity to end the conversation. There are nearly a hundred people on set. They’re all considered suspects.

      Dress like a PA.

      That was an easy enough instruction—if I knew what the hell a PA was. But Shelby hadn’t elaborated on the matter. I suspected she wasn’t certain herself and simply reiterated the undercover suggestion provided by Mr. Anderson.

      So I googled it.

      Physician’s assistant.

      I kept scrolling on my phone. Google seemed pretty convinced this was what I wanted—even went so far as to suggest courses for becoming a PA, salaries, and stats related to the industry.

      I tapped the browser bar and redirected my search to include: what is a film PA?

      And there it was at the top of the feed—production assistant. Although the title didn’t suggest much by way of wardrobe. I stood in the middle of my bedroom, naked but for a pair of boxer briefs, perusing a few blogs on basic film industry etiquette before stumbling upon a recent article that fit the bill: My First PA Gig. Now What?

      My thoughts exactly.

      Not that I was looking to make a career change, but one of the traits of a successful PI was being able to blend into any environment like a chameleon. I’d been Shelby’s top undercover man for nearly a decade. I sniffed out business fraud in action like a bloodhound, all while playing the role of some newly hired, clueless stooge. But performing for the benefit of the white-collar crowd around a water cooler was a lot easier than acting in front of professional actors. And if I had close to a hundred cast and crew members to sort through regarding this theft of… something, I needed to have a firm handle on the sort of environment I was walking into.

      The article suggested closed-toed shoes, comfortable layers, and to expect being on

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