Surviving the apocalypse is hard. Surviving it without embarrassing yourself (or getting yourself killed)? Nearly impossible.

Whether you've just stumbled out of your bunker or barely survived a faction feud over expired snack cakes, this indispensable handbook will teach you the unspoken rules of wasteland survival.

Learn how to:

Stake your claim without getting stabbed (territory disputes are surprisingly bureaucratic).
Navigate faction feuds without accidentally sparking a war (or worse—becoming someone's sidekick).
Master the sacred art of wasteland bartering (because currency is dead, but sarcastic haggling lives on).
Respect the strange rituals surrounding pre-apocalypse relics (hint: some expired canned goods are now considered holy artifacts).
Avoid social disasters that will absolutely get you exiled (like insulting a warlord's fashion choices).

Packed with sharp wit, survival wisdom, and dangerously unreliable advice, The Wasteland Etiquette Guide is the only book standing between you and certain doom.

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