One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and hell on earth.

Dig into the first THREE books of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. More than 750 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy, chock full of zombies, Lovecraftian hell beasties, and unemployed grim reapers. Perfect for fans of Evil Dead 2 and Shaun of the Dead.

Includes

Book 1: The Graveyard Shift
Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. The beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.

The store needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero. He still lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He had no money and no prospects--until he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.

His coworkers—a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a bad attitude—need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line.

Book 2: Monster Burger
Things haven't been quite right at 24/7 Demon Mart since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in a bid to unleash hell on earth. The store has a pest problem. Shoddy construction compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a mysterious new owner.

And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. Because zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team). And they're restless. And it seems to be spreading. When human customers start shuffling around, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a serious zombie problem.

It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day again, before Columbus, Ohio, turns into Zombie, Ohio.

Angel Trouble
The grim reaper's lost his job. He's been stripped of his scythe and banned from reaping. The angel of death has officially fallen. And he crash-landed at 24/7 Demon Mart.

Lloyd, Kevin, and DeeDee soon find that living with the angel of death isn't easy. Lost souls. Angry exes. Ancient curses. Will the grim reaper ever get his afterlife together? The outlook is not so good.

The reaper isn't the only angel who's out of sorts. Faust's love life is off track, and Angel eight ball is having a hell of a time juggling a terrible new boss while saving Lloyd from eternal damnation.

As unreaped souls stack up and the specter of death looms larger, what's the Demon Mart crew to do?

Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart, thehorror-comedy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin / David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire/ Tome of Bill), and Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping).

Also available in paperback and audiobook editions.

24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)
The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)
Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)
Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)
(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)
Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)
(Dis) Enchanted: MORE witches! (Book 6-coming soon)

24/7 Demon Mart Stories
Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special
Critters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature

24/7 Demon Mart Short Reads
Kevin vs The Mothman
Kevin vs The Loveland Frogs
Kevin vs Lloyd

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