God Has a Plan for You! But It's Fucking Stupid

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Michael Ciupka

Michael has been a saintly and inspiring presence since the day he received his first gift of myrrh. Whether walking on water (frozen at the time), or distributing satiating amounts of loaves and fishes (as a part-time fry-cook), Michael has been performing the miraculous since time immemorial (1972 to be specific). To learn more of his philanthropic wisdom and insight, pick up a copy of the Bible.