Meet CLOD, the most notorious outlaws in the galaxy. At least in their minds.

There's Clint, the fuzzy green menace who left home to become a mercenary. As a plant, a polyped, and a genius, he filled three spots in their quota-driven minority-recruitment drive.

Leif, the performance artist and small-time smuggler, who lives boldly, unleashed from the fear and the basic common sense that make most lives so small. He's not afraid to make any mistake once, or, as it happens, many, many times.

Then there's Doris, the hidden brains of the group and a woman whom you underestimate at your peril.

Together, they learn the true meaning of Christmas.

Not really.

In fact, you'll have to read the book to find out if they learn anything at all.

Full of laughs, loves, and scenes so bizarre they will stay with you forever (for good or bad), You Get What You Steal is the feel good space opera that the world needs today.

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