“Think your job sucks?” 
My work's been hell. I’m Henry Paul, a lowly project manager at Virtuous Consulting. My crazy ex-drill sergeant boss says I’m spineless and that I only got hired because of nepotism. And well...he’s at least half-right.
 
Celia’s my fiancé and her uncle David is the CEO. To tell the truth, her family’s a little crazy. It’s all about money and status with them. But not me. Celia says I need to show up and be seen. Be indispensable. I just want to show up, do a good job, and not spend two hours in traffic every day.
 
But things have been getting weird. There’s a new guy on the Board of Directors whose name sounds like Lucifer. And I’m having strange dreams about Limbo. They say I’m a prophet. I don’t even go to church. Seriously, what the hell?
 
I’m sure my life isn’t so different than yours, truth be told. But I’m what they call a “work of fiction,” so I can’t get sued for telling all the juicy bits.
 
This book tells the story of how I became the…PROPHET OF VIRTUE.
 
(Dang, just not the same without sound effects, but you get the idea, right?)