I like planning murders. Fictional murders that is, so don't go reporting me to the police. I keep my murderous sprees confined to the pages of my books. I use my BS in Forensic Chemistry and my experience in the Coast Guard as a Search and Rescue/Law Enforcement Petty Officer to dark edgy thrillers. My books are a mash-up of CSI, Motive, and Criminal Minds.
I'm a mother of two teenagers. My husband and I are forced to share our house with them. We also live with two dogs and two cats. I plot my escape daily. (Seriously, where the hell could I go that these kids couldn't hunt me down?)
My Italian familigia is loud and fun. You come to my house you'll mangia too much, beve too much and laugh till you pee your pants.
Check out my books at my author website at www.victoriampatton.com