Tori Ross, the author of The Panty Plot and All I Wank for Christmas, is back to roast your chestnuts and jingle your bells!

Colby the technology elf has a problem. His production as the head of Santa's technology and games department is lacking because he's so lonely. None of the women elves will date him because they've known him all his life. He needs something new and exciting.

When his boss, Jasper Nicholas, sends him to the Beaver State because it sounds like the perfect place to find a woman, Colby takes the advice to find a woman in a spa promising his own happy ending. There, in a Portland "spa" dedicated to pleasure and pain, a confused and hopeful Colby finds more than a life partner. He finds a literal pain in the butt that he doesn't exactly hate.

Colby soon learns that there's more to the mysterious Ivy Tinsel than her job. The next thing he knows, he's jamming on stage with her to raise money for charity and doing all of the Christmas things the city has to offer. As Christmas nears and Colby has to go back to his real job, can he convince Ivy to come with him and that Santa and the elves are real?

All I Spank for Christmas is book 2 in the series, but it can be read as a standalone.

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