Born and raised in the Midwest, now moving everywhere, I'm happily married with no human babies yet. My fur baby is a 15 pound cat named Dickens who likes to lay on me and crush my lungs at night. It's fine, breathing is overrated anyways. When I'm not writing, I work as a cosmetologist. Oreos and Dr Pepper are life. When I come to the party, expect bad jokes, awkwardness, and cute pictures of my fat cat. I think it's Oreo time! Bye!