"The Day I Met Charles Bukowski And Other Stories...:" I realized what I'd thought at first was a man was actually: A very stocky woman with short hair who'd forgotten to shave.

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In it you will find: Profound, elegant and often hilariously poignant quotes reflecting the range of the human condition and blah, blah, blah - look, let's just get this out of the way, there are NO dirty pictures, okay…?

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"It's been my sole experience: Life's the balance between one's expectations and the budget available. And I'm on a tight budget both financially and emotionally."

*"I wouldn't say I hate my job and my life. But if I had to choose, we'll, it would be a pretty fine line and so indiscernible I easily wander over the border between the two and back again without ever being fully aware of the transgression."

*"The only difference between being 18 and having nothing is being 41 and knowing I've nothing and trying to do something about it."

He said: "I have hundreds of thousands of dollars! Millions! How can you compete with that…!"
"I've nothing – how can you compete with that?" I said.

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Dear Reader,

If you enjoy the humor and references often used by writers such as Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, John Irving's earlier stuff, Ken Keysey, JD Salinger, Tom Robbins, Dan Fante, maybe even John Fante, J.G. Ballard, Chuck Palahniuk, Will Self, Dennis Cooper, Martin Amis, Anne Sexton, Jay McInerney and others, if you enjoy funny writers, writers with an edge, writers who are politically incorrect, writers who don't take their literary "masterpieces" too seriously, writers who can laugh at themselves, then this is for you.

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Thanks for taking the time to read this,
Chassis Albuquerque

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