They wanted a European adventure. They got customs violations, escape rooms, and one very judgmental dog.

Meet Gail: a colour-blind almost-lawyer who’s finally giving love a chance. Barry: her sketch-obsessed maybe-fiancé who accidentally becomes the family’s Mafia dream. Rob: a whisky-loving grief-influencer. Miguel: the platonic soulmate app entrepreneur turned criminal suspect. Melkins: a drugged-up romantic on a European recon mission. Delia: a sex-abstinent firecracker with a dog named Poochy—who may or may not have taken down a pilot mid-flight.

Together, they're not just friends—they're a full-blown disaster with brunch reservations.

From viral TikToks to accidental engagements, veterinary heartbreaks to customs interrogations, this is a story about escaping expectations, embracing joyful chaos, and proving that love—real, ridiculous, rollercoaster love—is the best kind of mess.

Love. Laughter. Mild criminal activity.
All aboard the pre-marriage honeymoon tester. Probably leaving late. Definitely off the rails.

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