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Guy Arthur Simpson

Guy was born in Solihull and has never really recovered. After scraping a degree at Oxford in bar football and darts, he worked as a scarecrow, wandered around the Americas and Asia for no reason at all, then taught English to spies in Madrid. He served out a 15-year sentence as a copywriter and was then self-employed for a while, before being fired.

He lives with artist Maryse Alen in the mountains of La Alpujarra, where he looks after land and trees and scrapes by happily.