Courtney Stanton is an extravagantly queer trans writer, actor, and furniture salesman in Portland, Oregon. His writing has previously appeared in Buzzfeed, Jezebel, and Wired, among other publications. His social media posts have been cited in the occasional academic paper for inscrutable reasons. His poetry chapbooks, "Patience" and "Schatzi", can be found locally at Bishop & Wilde. Visit him on Instagram @mrcourtneystanton for announcements, public reading locations, and memes.