The mysterious Jack D McLean hails from the town of Huddersfield, in West Yorkshire, England. He's a man with a checkered past, having worked in a morgue, been a labourer, and a salesman. He has dug holes... professionally (to what end, he refuses to say). Even more terrifyingly, he's a former lawyer.

He enjoys parties and keeps himself fit (the kind of fit that makes you think he may engage in fisticuffs with Vinnie Jones on a semi-regular basis, or possibly drink stout with both hands while also throwing a perfect game of darts.)

He is allegedly married with two adult daughters. They have yet to be located for comment.