Never read the fine print? Neither did they.

When Sara, Marcus, and Dave rent a spaceship, they expect a simple transaction. Instead, they get a nightmare of galactic bureaucracy, a dinner party for terrifying alien guests, an AI toaster seeking vengeance, and a rental clause requiring the ritual sacrifice of a goat to an unknown cosmic entity.

With their warranty (and possibly their lives) on the line, the crew must outsmart predatory rental agreements, escape existential consequences, and somehow return the ship in "pristine" condition. But as they navigate a mess of questionable decisions, eldritch horror, and unexpected goat-related complications, one thing becomes clear—

They are never renting again. (Probably.)

Perfect for fans of humorous sci-fi, chaotic space adventures, and contracts that should definitely be illegal.

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