Deadpool meets The Princess Bride in this laugh-out-loud epic fantasy about a failed knight who makes increasingly idiotic resurrection pacts as he repeatedly dies on a quest to become a hero — and maybe have heroic sex with a princess.

Pender is tired of failure. The last straw is certainly getting killed on a princess’s idiotic quest. And when a mysterious entity offers a resurrection pact? One can only laugh.

Except Pender still owes his best friend her dying wish.

This life, he’s going to be a hero. Waking up naked in a mass grave won’t hold him back. Nor will being inescapably intertwined with the princess who got him killed.

The only thing that might? His best friend’s dying wish that he finally have heroic sex.

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