Who am I? Where did I come from? These are questions that will be answered somewhere far away from this book. What's actually inside is up for debate. Is it weird? Is it funny? Slightly morbid? And what's with the duck on the cover?

I'm not sure. But I do know that if you want to find out, you should probably read. I mean, reading this book would be even better, but I hear generally reading books is good for your health.

The Oddity is a short collection of short stories written a while ago. Anything from vegan vampires to creepy phone calls, this is a very strange amalgam of words and phrases pasted together by tiny goblins in my head.

Contents include (in no particular order):
The Rose - Valentines Day from the plants perspective. Short story.
Granola Bites - A day in the life of a crunchy millennial (who also happens to be a vampire). Short Story.
READ ME - An attempt at longevity gone awry. Short Story.
Kyle - Pumpkins scream in the dead of night. Song Parody.
Pumpkin - Not really The Great, more just an ankle-biting squash. Poem-esque.
Rocky the Cocky Squirrel - A callback to a cocky author who learned that actions having consequences. Poem-esque.
Texas Heat - It gets hot down south (at least, when it's not the snowy hellscape that was Feb2021). Song parody.
The Short Story that wasn't Told Very Well - Four lines on why kids shouldn't answer phones. Very short story.
Bobawkward - An alien came down to earth and got very confused, AKA I was up late one night...Twitter Poem.

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