Perseus Jackson has lived long enough to know one universal truth: modern governments never read their own paperwork.

So when an FBI task force kicks down his door and arrests him on suspicion of being an international assassin, Perseus doesn't panic. He doesn't resist. He doesn't even stop drinking his coffee.

He just sighs.

Because he knows exactly how badly this is about to go.

What follows is a classified comedy of errors as intelligence agencies scramble to understand who they've detained, why nothing about him makes sense, and how many protocols they've accidentally violated in the last ten minutes. Meanwhile, the internet does what it does best: investigate, speculate, and turn everything into memes.

Told through government files, transcripts, and online chaos, The Immortal Consultant is a sharp, fast, and darkly funny story about the world's most tired immortal — and the bureaucracies determined to make his life harder.

Perfect for fans of mythic comedy, ensemble-driven chaos, and immortals who are very, very done.

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