DM was raised by Baldreth, a member of the benevolent race known as the Zarnacians. Unfortunately accused of high treason for genetically altering his auricular canal, DM's punishment involved banishment from the Vorax galaxy via the method of micro-particlization. Next they shot him through a beam-cannon toward Norvik, or 'Earth' as its natives call it. DM resides here today in hopes of building a path to his home world of Necron by combining Human and Zarnacian DNA, the old fashioned way.

Okay, okay. Maybe that's not *exactly* true... but if you want to get the REAL story you can head on over to http://www.dmwoolston.com to get more.

D̶̡̡̯̜̼̹̗͓̹̠̩̿̒̆͜.̶̻̩͓̙̄̈̌̿̓̿̇̽̽͘͝M̴̬̪͍͖̯͙̙̹̺̊͐͒̄ͅ.̶̧̗͓̣̘͓͈̀̾̉̔̚ ̸̧̡̠͚̳̳̘̲͎̮̭̗͆̈́̄̂̀̋̀͋̀̂̒͝͠W̶̨̡̻̼̮̠̼̝̯̊̒̈́́͐̚͘ͅͅo̵̲̭̓̓͆͋̀̊͒̈͘͠o̴̧͙̝̱͌̎̾̈́͗̕l̵̯̭̤̽̽̓͛͌͗͛̚s̶̱͔͎̹͇͍͎͎̗̘̯̱̯̬̻̈́̇͗́̑͝t̵̪͓͒õ̶̙̦̥͉̞̪͇͉̱̩̗̲͐́͐̔̋̃̌ͅͅñ̵̲̙͎̪̣̰̯̠͚͕̲̈́̉͘̚
̸̡̨̢̻͉̺̞̖͖̜͍̤͎̯̰̽͛