Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that big boob Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A fucker.

Not long after Rocco's parents' marital cell-division - let's call it, Rocco's father Phony met Naomi at SORZ, a support group for survivors of religious zealots, and began a romantic relationship, which had all the bells and whistles of a marriage, without all the slings and arrows of a marriage. Phony, essentially, became a plural head-of-household, continuing his head-of-household duties at Rocco's house, while weaving in his head-of-household duties at Naomi's house. And, with Naomi, came her two very lovely daughters Hannah, who was the same age as Rocco, and Margot, who was five years younger. With the Strangeways family unit fucked-up-beyond-recognition, Rocco's next wave of erotic adventures were set to take place, starting with My Dad's Girlfriend Has A Zero-Tolerance Policy On Morning Wood.

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