Divorced, relocated, and already in trouble.

Brandy Wilson came to Denture for a fresh start. What she got was stubborn Fire Chief Nick Carson, who is set in his ways and completely reluctant to change. And at her age, she's over dealing with men and their attitudes. Or is she?

A new town with new friends — but unfortunately the same old hot flashes. All Brandy wants is to keep her job by throwing the town's first Summerween event. That and drink wine while eating ice cream on her porch. What she gets instead is Nick's six feet, three inches of attitude, stubbornness, and zero interest in neon skeletons.

He thinks Summer Weenie is ridiculous. She thinks he's ridiculous. His dog, Cap, thinks they should just kiss already.

My, What A Big Hose You Have is a romantic comedy with snark, sass, and spice. One very opinionated Great Dane and the joys of perimenopause.

Brandy would like to add: "Can you believe this town is named after false teeth? Who does that?"

Welcome to Denture, where you're always greeted with a big smile.

"Yeah, yeah, we get it, teeth."

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