Last week, the big brown truck dropped a package at my door.

No big deal, right?

Except I haven't ordered anything in a couple of weeks.

So, curiously I open the package… NEVER in my wildest dreams did I know what was in store for me in the next seven days!

A note in the package came with some sort of urn or something. It read:

For the next seven days, your wildest dreams are at your fingertips… you only have to speak the wish, and it will come true.

It was signed, Uncle Jasper.

Dude, I wasn't sure if I should laugh, find some spot to start rubbing, or just start saying everything I've ever wished for.

You know how those movies always seem to have genies tricking you though, so I was afraid to actually speak anything out loud!

If this was real, I was gonna get mine! But who's Uncle Jasper?