Two hilarious screwball comedies from the talented pixels of J.L. Salter!

Scratching the Seven-Month Itch:
Amanda can't believe Jason, her new lover, is already cheating — they've only been a couple for seven months. But her domineering older friend, Christine, has "proof" and insists Amanda should take it seriously. Knowing Jason spoke with a woman in the mall food court and another in the grocery store, however, isn't exactly an iron-clad case.

But when she hears rumors about a different woman stalking Jason at his workplace, Amanda reluctantly finds the evidence sufficient to allow her boyfriend to be tailed… provided Christine and her posse of amateur detectives can be discreet. Unfortunately, Christine's idea of discretion is akin to blowing up a billboard.

The more Amanda learns about Jason's unusual behavior, the more their recently shaky communication crumbles. Unable to resist the momentum of the mounting case, Amanda finally joins the investigation and stakeout.

Does Jason have the seven-month itch? If he does, which tramp might be scratching it? And is it remotely possible for their relationship to grow even closer despite the clumsiest surveillance efforts bossy Christine can devise?

Curing the Uncommon Man-Cold:
A stubborn boyfriend with the sniffles is the last thing Amanda needs in her apartment during THIS work crisis, but how can she get clueless Jason to leave without just ending their relationship?

Fortunately, her divorced girlfriend hurriedly develops the devious scare-cure. Amanda throws everything at Jason that Christine can dream up and that apartment becomes the least hospitable place a man could possibly imagine. Extensive potpourri and a glued-down toilet seat are just the beginning.

But how serious are the privacy risks as Christine blogs about her scare-cure? Can this crazy scheme really get Jason out of Amanda's hair at home before she loses her mind at work?

Will Amanda's relationship even survive the kooky cure of Jason's man-cold?

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