Why did the undead chicken cross the road?

To get to end the fool.

Knock, knock!!

Who's there?

...

The undead chicken

Are you prepared for a spine-tingling, side-splitting adventure? Dive into this book - if you dare, the ultimate collection of Hilarious Halloween & Horror Humor that will tickle your funny bone & leave you cackling like a witch!

A Haunting ILLUSTRATED Collection for All Ages

666 Hilarious Jokes & Stories: Explore 20 eerie categories, from Ghosts & Apparitions to Alien Encounters & UFOs.

Family-Friendly Fun: Clean humor that's perfect for kids, teens, & adults alike.

Perfect for Any Occasion: Ideal for Halloween/Horror parties, sleepovers, classroom activities, or a fun night in.

Available in All Formats

Kindle eBook: Instant access to laughter on any device.

Paperback & Hardcover: A great addition to your bookshelf/coffee table/coffin.

Kindle Audiobook: Animate the comedy with engaging narration.

Spooky Sneak Peek:

Ghostly Giggling Guffaws:

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Creepy CORNY Cackles:

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Wicked Witty Witchy One-Liners:

What did the witch say to her next victim (YOU!)?
Bewitch ya in a minute.

Why You WILL...you WILL...you WILL...Be Be-witched & Love This Book

Entertaining & Engaging: Keeps everyone laughing & entertained.

Great Gift Idea: Perfect for Halloween enthusiasts & joke lovers.

Boosts Creativity: Encourages storytelling & comedy skills like joke writing and telling

Don't Miss Out!

Embrace the Halloween spirit & add a dash of humor to your festivities.

Whether you're trick-or-treating, hosting a party, or just love a good laugh, this book is your go-to source for Halloween hilarity.

Get This Book Now & Make This Halloween the Funniest One Yet!

Prepare for a monstrous amount of fun with every mysterious turn of the page!

CHAPTERS & ILLUSTRATED AUTHORS BIOS:

1. Ghosts & Apparitions (Ghosting Apps)

Misty Knight

G. Host

Phantom Writer

Spook E. Specter

2. Vampires & Dracula (These really suck!!)

Count Pun-ula & his cousin

Count Pen-ula

Dr. Acula

Bella Lugiggles

3. Zombies & the Undead (& the Gratefully Dead)

Anita Rest

Mort Tishen

Zed Deadman

4. Witches & Wizards (Which witch?)

Wanda Spell

Albus Punbledore

Wizard of Ahhs

5. Werewolves & Shape-shifters (& Out-of-shape Stick Shifters)

Warren Wolfe

Lycan B. Normal

Furrest Howlington

6. Monsters & Creatures (Other People's Kids!)

Frank N. Stein

Beastly Writerson

Mon Starr

7. Haunted Houses (In Hillarious Hill Areas)

Manor O. Fear

Haunt E. Mansion

Dwight N. Shining

8. Skeletons & Bones

Skel E. Ton

Anita Body

Cal C. Um

9. Mummies & Ancient Curses (My Mom? "Darn it!")

Pharaoh Moans

Wrapsody Jones

Annie Tut

10. Pumpkins & Jack-o'-Lanterns (Only Funny If U R...Smashed!)

Jack O. Lantern

Gord N. Orange

Autumn Carver

11. Black Cats & Superstitions (Stevie!)

Felix Omen

Kitty K. Lure

Whiskers McLuck

12. Graveyards & Tombstones (I'd rather pass...gallstones!)

Phil Graves

Doug M. Deep

Hughes Mort Stone

…

All the way to:

20. Alien Encou

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