One bottle of lube starts the day from hell.
Four gorgeous new neighbors end it.

Relax... it wasn't that kind of day.

After a mortifying accident earns its place as one of five biggest regrets of my entire life, I'm convinced things can't possibly get worse. I've been wrong before, sure, but never this spectacularly. By the time the universe is done humbling me on a random Wednesday—no thanks to one very misread bottle of lube—my life unravels faster than I can keep up.

After an introduction that will surely haunt me forever, my four new neighbors are thrust headfirst into the chaos that my life suddenly becomes... and, weirdly, they decide to stay. Not just stay. They help. Constantly. In fact, it's almost like they enjoy the madness. Between the cheating ex who keeps popping up like an unwanted pimple, my best friends who consider kidnapping a perfectly acceptable hobby, and the general mayhem that seems personally invested in ruining my life, my new neighbors are there for it all.

When most sane people would run screaming, they don't. They stick around.

What starts as a catastrophic day spirals into something I never anticipated. Because the more chaos I bring, the closer we become. And somewhere between the madness and laughter, the lines start to blur.

From one wrong bottle, one disaster of a day, and one embarrassing moment...
This is how I met my neighbors.

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