The Crimers: In-Laws or Outlaws

by Graham Brooke

Blood makes them family, everything else makes them trouble.

Marrying into the Crimer family means you're signing up for more than Sunday dinners. It starts quietly enough, awkward conversations, loud opinions, and unspoken rules you're expected to learn without anyone explaining them. But with the Crimers, nothing stays quiet for long.

Angela's mouth runs louder than her judgment. Ben stays quiet, but he sees everything. And Hester is caught between loyalty and escape, trying to keep the peace in a family where everyone's talking and nobody's listening. What looks like ordinary working-class life slowly smolders, tension stacking up through half-built garages, failed business plans, and holiday meals that feel one wrong word away from disaster.

Told through multiple points of view, including Stewie's dry, blue-collar narration, The Crimers: In-Laws or Outlaws is a raw, darkly funny portrait of small-town Atlantic Canada. The first half simmers with everyday dysfunction. The second half makes it clear why the in-laws are considered outlaws.

Inspired by real events, the novel follows one family over years of stubborn loyalty, bad decisions made with good intentions, and love that never quite sounds like love. Money disappears. Tempers flare. Marriages strain. And when everything finally catches fire, there's no clean way out.

They say when you marry someone, you marry the family.

What they don't tell you is there's no return policy.

Honest, unfiltered, and surprisingly tender, The Crimers: In-Laws or Outlaws is a slow-burn family saga for readers who love character-driven fiction, stories that feel lived-in, and families who argue loud, forgive slow, and keep showing up long after they probably shouldn't.

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