Glen Barham MBE is a retired public servant but continues to work as a British Sign Language / English Interpreter. He has some twenty-five years experience of public speaking and presenting. In this work of total fiction, the author takes a step into the wonderful concept of ‘flash fiction’, but with a very tight constraint; just seventy-five words. The title doesn’t count, and hyphenated words count as one. In fact, the exact number in this introduction!