Wiley Zanzibar was born in 1984 in Cambridge, England. He is the writer and artist of the once-great genrepunk webcomic LIVE AND DIRECT FROM PLANET 10. Episodes of this were created in accordance with an ancient prophecy while he neglected his keymonkey duties at a supply firm in Indianapolis, Indiana. Assassins from the future blackmailed him into ending the series. INCIDENT AT LUNCHTIME! is his first novel.