We were approached by a rather dusty old gentleman who stated flatly in a west Texas drawl, that he “found the scrolls while looking for gold”.  His only requirement was to be left alone and that any reward could be left at the Western Union station for his eventual return to civilization.

They were parchments dating far back in history, and they told wonderful tales that filled our staff with excitement.  Our happiness was so great that we chose to pen a name commensurate to the event.  These are the transcription of the works we have been given under the name of r.e.joyce.  We hope you rejoice too!