Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated

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Tim Heaton

Tim Heaton is yet another Mississippi author. He has lived in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, and London. Today he is based in Morristown, New Jersey - he is not entirely sure how he got there either, but it had something to do with Wall Street, a party, and a girl. Tim cooks, travels, creates software, and writes about all the above; all without causing bodily harm to anyone except himself. He has been awarded nineteen US Patents in FinTec and published several books, one of which is the best-selling “Bless your Heart, You Freakin’ Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated”. Currently, Tim is best known for the Cassiel Society series of thrillers featuring Trick Albright, who he lives vicariously through.  Please buy his books so he doesn’t run for office. Reach out to him at tim.h.heaton.author@gmail.com​​​​​​​