Winner of the 2016 eBook Festival of Words Best Non-Fiction Award. Amazon International Bestseller. #1 in the overall Australian Amazon Store. A romp through the African wilds . . . Tired of mortgage and car payments, thirty-something Andrew and Gwynn, and their Siamese cat Woodie, did the proverbial vanishing act. They ended up on a desert island in one of the most idyllic spots on earth: the Okavango Delta in Botswana, southern Africa. Woefully inexperienced, these two hapless escapees took control of a luxury lodge, where the rich and pampered went to spot game while sipping G&Ts. Trouble soon followed. Amongst others, their guests included a famous Hollywood director, a group of French aristocrats, a Mafia lawyer, and a world-class cricketer. Their stays were punctuated by visits from bad-tempered elephants, malicious baboons, and a plastic-junkie hyena. Based on a true story, names have been changed to protect Andrew and Gwynn (and Woodie) from inevitable lawsuits. Click to escape to Africa today.