I've created the Stories to Tell Collection to showcase my sarcasm, cynicism, and twisted take on the world. Bite sized oddness corralled into short stories that may make you laugh, sneer, snigger in disgust, dislike and even tell your friends about. I'm inspired by the likes of Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams. Several curious people asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. Wondrously weird, odd, and strange things abound.