Me, Him, Her, Them, and the Others

What happens when seven strangers go camping together. None of whom have ever met in person. None of whom use real names, and at least half of whom might be part of a secret online spy ring?
Welcome to The Place, where Me, Him, Her, Them, and the Others gather for what's supposed to be a friendly week of fresh air and bonding. What unfolds is a wonderfully strange, awkwardly funny tale of clipboard power struggles, suspicious silences, tent-related trauma, and exactly one missing half-finger.
Narrated by Me, and full of British wit and dry character comedy. This is a short novel about mismatched people, quiet chaos, and the alarming realisation that someone might actually be watching everyone else.
It's a camping trip with a twist. And no one brought enough tea.