“One of the sweetest, most heartwarming books I've read this year!” —Red Hatter Book Blog ☆☆☆☆☆

When I left the house in a rush at 2 am on a mission to rescue my sister from a wild party, I never expected I’d be pulled over by the hottest police officer I have ever seen.

Or that the cop would think I was intoxicated and ask me to do the ‘drunk’ walk of shame.
Did I mention I was clad in nothing but tiny boy shorts PJs, a tank top, and pink bunny slippers?

But hold on, there’s more to this outrageous encounter.
I was so nervous that I asked him to let me blow his stick to prove I was not drunk.
I said BLOW HIS STICK. Not breathalyzer. HIS STICK!

The poor cop did everything in his power not to laugh.

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more embarrassing, my inebriated sister stumbled out of the car and proudly declared her intent to buy me a rabbit.

Not the cuddly, fluffy kind, as I initially thought.

To my utter horror, she explained the peculiar birthday gift she had in mind for me.
A device of a completely different nature. One that comes with a charger and gets shipped in discreet boxes. And then she described how such a device works.

But that’s not the end of it...
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Trigger warning. Please do not read past this point if you do not wish to see the trigger information.
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Intended for 18+ readers. This book has references to violence.
HEA, no cliffhanger, standalone.

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