How can the worst week of your life wind up as the best? Winston Goodwin finds out the hard way. His week is filled with a bank robbery, hostage taking, to his first visit to a strip club (involuntary), an escaping python (Mollie by name), angry English professors, theater geeks, a visit to the changing rooms at Victoria's Secret and his adoption by a cat. And just out of reach, is Julie.

In five days, he is abused by his government and participates in agricultural espionage at the behest of his friend Harry, a chain-smoking health food store proprietor. Trying to stay on the good side of the FBI Agent who wonders if Winston is telling the whole truth, he encounters Julie at the worst possible moments and tries to make right what cannot be fixed from Monday's unfortunate encounter on the bank floor.

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