Tired of modern dating? Swipe left on boredom and dive headfirst into the hilariously wild world of Priapus Unplugged! Meet Eva, Sophie, Clara, and Lea—four friends whose love lives have hit a rut deeper than the Mariana Trench. From dreary dating apps to the same old Netflix nights, they're desperate for a spark. But when ancient Roman fertility god Priapus enters the chat, things get... interesting.

What starts as a boozy joke about worshipping the god of fertility and, well, "other things," quickly spirals into a full-blown cult—complete with robes, suggestive vegetables, and the world's most awkward garden gnome statue. Yes, you heard that right.

As these women attempt to reignite their love lives, they'll throw themselves into fertility rituals, flirtatious banter, and one ridiculously oversized Priapus statue. Along the way, they discover that sometimes, the key to happiness isn't found on a dating app—but in a toga.

Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, wine-fueled shenanigans, and a touch of heartwarming self-discovery, Priapus Unplugged is a feel-good, rib-tickling ride through the ups and downs of love, life, and an unexpectedly successful sex cult revival. Perfect for fans of witty banter, ancient gods, and laugh-out-loud absurdity, this is the comedy novel that dares to ask: "What if love really is a fertility ritual away?"

Grab your robes, pour the wine, and join the cult—because things are about to get outrageous!

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